WIVES HELD HOSTAGE

SEVERAL MEMBERS WIVES WERE HELD HOSTAGE TODAY FORCING SOME MEMBERS TO PROVIDE A WORKING PARTY AT PORTERS MILL.
A SPOKESPERSON SAID THAT THE WIVES WERE LATER FOUND UNHARMED IN THE BARLEY MOW PUBLIC HOUSE SIPPING COCKTAILS.
A COMMITTEE MEMBER WAS OVERHEARD TO SAY, 'IT WORKED HERE, AND WE MAY TRY IT AGAIN AT TWYNING'